And there we go… Case proved for the defence, my defence. It turns out that everything in the supermarket was merely ‘Bontaminated’.
There was absolutely no ill effects whatsoever… No one got ill, so no one got sued. It is all good, because any impurities simply stimulate our natural defences to get stronger. And that is not only good, it is vital in our modern world.
Thank God, for the concept of ‘Bontamination.’
I hereby rest my case.