20 December 2015 - 10:35
A man owned a small farm. The Ministry claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an “agent” out to interview him.'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farmhand/tractor driver who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £400 a week plus free room and board. The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £200 per week plus free room and board.Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £40 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.''That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.'That would be me,' replied the farmer.